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Prison Blog

In which Possum recounts his experiences as an offender in the system.

Possum Bones is autistic. He has identified as a dirty kid in the past, and he’s attended multiple rainbow gatherings. He has several years left to serve in the Washington Correctional system.

He has been making art since he could sit up. He communicates better in writing than speech. If you are interested in the experience of an autistic person doing prison time, check out his Prison Blog. If you are a fan of comic art, underground/outsider music, Lovecraft, Clarke Ashton Smith, Murakami, Cixui Liu, etc.

Crusty Kid Drank

The Possum's Crusty Kid Drank is a line of canned malted flavored lagers that comes in three great flavors : 1) Gutter . Gutter is dyed a green color and comes in a lovely olive green can with an artistic depiction of a dude passed out with his head in a puddle. Its 8.5% and has a rancid flavor similar to Natty Daddy. 24oz cans. 2) Regret . Regret is a blueberry flavored malted lager and comes in a blue can . The blueberry flavor is accented with our special blend of sadness flavor. 14% in 24 oz cans and for a limited time, 40oz plastic bottles made with a designer blend of plastics carefully crafted to give cancer to poor people . Has a picture of a 14 yr old runaway with face tattoos on the front.3) Abscess . Abscess is ( supposed to be ) blood orange flavored malt liquor with an added crude extract of hops. The solvent used to extract the hops gives this designer can a distinct taste of fusel alcohols that any experienced homeless alcoholic knows and loves. You will recognize this taste from the cheapest available liquors and malt liquor ... and fortified wines. Comes in a 24oz can with a bright orange colored picture ( filtered in photoshop ) of a leaking pustule. 12% but feels stronger because of the high concentration of fusel alcohol and the hop extract.

Also for the winos we have a brand of foritifed wine titled ' Domestic Oppressed Proletariat Rose ' which comes in a plastic bottle shaped like a wild Irish rose bottle and is 20%. It tastes like Nyquil.

Elisa Carlson