Possum answers the burning questions of the masses

Q:  So, you're a furfag?

A:  That's a microaggression.  I prefer the term "fursexual".  

Q:  Does that mean you wanna fuck animals?

A:  No, I have a much nastier problem.  I want to fuck a cartoon animal.

Q:  What do you want to be when you grow up?

A:  A free man.

Q:  Are you a racist?

A:  Only on an individual basis.  I have the right to hate the people I live with.  It's racist how I hate people for being racist towards me and treating ,e with a double standard.  It's a "He wouldn't have said that if I was [INSERT color, culture bracket, financial status, or bicep size]" type of scenario.  Generally, inmates above the age of 35 are a lot more reasonable.  By then, even if they hate you, the you likely to have lost interest in pestering you (sic).

Q:  What is best in life?  

A:  Those ephemeral moments of looking upon existence as a cosmic joke without bitterness.  You are full of laughter.  Because of the absurdity of space time as perceived from a one way linear vantage point.  all the hazards placed upon us as a result of this chain of events...the universe cannot be reasoned with, yet we hold all these expectations for our own lives and for each others.  when you can look upon your fellow man and truly see the costuemd ape that he is, look down and see that you are the same species, your mind so delicately aware, must be the same... and driven always by selfish emotions.  When you think of all that has been done and will come to pass, and that it means nothing to the unconscious things such as the sun, and can laugh instead of cry, you are laughing at your own obsolescence, your own death.  And you can face the vacuum with a knowing smile, powerless, that is what is best in life.  But it never lasts forever, although once this happens once, for you, it will always happen again.